what if.........(the lil wayne edition)!
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-what if it was lil wayne instead of taylor swift that won that award at the vma’s, would he have took a sip from his magical styrafoam cup and transformed into a giant sock puppet tearing kanye west into peices limb for limb?
-what if lil wayne never had a styrafoam cup?
-what if 2pac never grew dread locks, got a few more tattoos and changed his name to lil wayne, would there have been a "lollipop"?
-what if lil wayne gave his leftover verses to eminem instead of jay-z, would eminem made mtv’s top 10 2009 hottest rapper list?
-what if lil wayne wasn’t beyonce’s body double in that "all the single ladies" video, would her body still be bootylicious?
-what if lil wayne was never able to sing just like whitney houston in her prime, would rnb still have a future?
-what if baby wasn’t lil waynes real mother, would lil wayne still be birdman jr?
-what if lil wayne was born on venus instead of mars, would he still be a martian?
-what if lil wayne wasn’t the leader of the bloods, would jim jones still have been jealous of cam’ron for not letting him get a verse on cam’rons and lil waynes collabo track "touch it or not", causing a butterfly effect destroying the dipset movement?
-what if lil wayne never was handed a guitar by the ghost of jimmi hendrix, would he still party like a rockstar?
…….i don’t know my niggas, life can be homo sometimes!
"lil wayne, if you’re reading this right now, your my hero, my idol…..call me asap at (310)608-6089! young moula baby!
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Swimming laps around a bottle of Louis The 13th
Jumping off of a mountain into a sea of Codeine
I’m at the top of the top but still I climb
And if I should ever fall, the ground will then turn to wine
Pop, Pop, I feel like flying, then I feel like frying, then I feel like dying
how good are those lyrics , so fucking trippy ..
i think he sampled it off a chick from south africa !!
Would everyone be open minded?
What if Jesus fought Mohamed?
Would we know what the true religion is?
What if money never existed?
Would there be as many crimes as there is?
What if heaven was hell and vice versa?
Would humans be nicer since there are so much evil shit goin on out here?
What if God does not exist?
Wouldn’t you all be scared shitless?
What if Jay Z was doing it for the black people like Tupac?
Would he still be this rich?
What if they never created the aids virus?
Would prostitution be legal?
Yo I aint got time right now, but I’m finna write my own version of this shit, it has me thinking now.
Just think, and be open minded.
the list is funny as hell lol
where do you come up with this shit?
hahaha this list is crazy.
lol this shit is classic..ha props my nigga
what if mayo didnt drink his own cum
what if finky had sex for the first time
what if mayo stopped getting ass fucked by his boyfriend
what if mayo was black
what if flinky was black
what if??
Would you still like guys..
What if you was funny??
Would I find this amusing…
What if you didnt seem obsessed with lil wayne??
Would you still be a homo…
Idk these are questions running through my mind..
What if this comment makes it a day or two without getting trashed??
Would people still prop me…
What if he was around?
would all these niggas claim to be king?
who would wear the crown?
Yo, what if Pac was still thuggin?
What if he was alive?
would all these niggas still be screamin out ride or die!
What if Milli Vanilli’s record never skipped on stage?
they’d be the illest con niggas in the game today
Yo, what if Jordan never had Scottie?
What if Sammie never ratted Gotti?
What if New York without Giuliani?
What if Mike Tyson fought AlI in his prime?
What if Will Smith got gangsta
and start cursin rhymes?
What if Erik never met Parish?
think they’d be makin dollas?
What if they neva made candy paint for Impalas?
my down south niggas’ll wil’ out,word up
my west coast niggas’ll wil’ out,word up
What if computers shut down for the Y2K?
What if NWA neva had DRE?
What if Eminem was black?
would he have sold five mil.
or would he be 1 out of 5 million rappers with no deal?
What if you had to pay for air?
a dollar a breath
half the hood would fuckin pass out and choke to death
What if hip hop was banned in 52 states?
they’d give you 5 years a piece
for records, cd’s and tapes
What if the world stopped?
no more time,fuck a watch
What if there’s no laws
no jails,and no more cops?
shit is crazy
shit I be thinkin about
yo, it’s just questions
that I ask myself
when I analyze the world when I’m by myself
I think some bugged out shit when I’m by myself
drinkin weed smokin hennessy all by myself
questions,that I ask myself
when I analyze the world when I’m by myself
I think some bugged out shit when I’m by myself
drinkin weed smokin hennessy all by myself
its questions…that I ask myself
shit is craaazy,shit I be thinkin about,thinkin about
Yo, what if Snoop was the president?
shit we’d all be high
blowin chronic in the white house
smoke in the sky
What if they neva made the Coupe 5
what would I drive?
probably a 430 drop,ruthless,wit buggy eyes
What if Red and Meth freestyled
and battled on stage?
What if Daz had bald heads
and Onyx had braids?
What if history was changed?
slavery reversed
would black ladies see white boys
and clinch they purse?
What if Dialo didn’t get shot,41 times?
What if the kids was popular
that went to Columbine?
What if Ewing would have dunked it
instead of faded away?
tha knicks woulda been the champs
he wouldn’t a got traded away
yo What if Run neva met D
would i’a been a MC?
What if its Selow?
you in my rollin 1,2,3
What if the world stop?
no more time,fuck a watch
What if there’s no laws
no jails,and no more cops?
shit is crazy
shit I be thinkin about
yo, it’s just questions
that I ask myself
when I analyze the world when I’m by myself
I think some bugged out shit when I’m by myself
drinkin weed smokin hennessy all by myself
questions,that I ask myself
when I analyze the world when I’m by myself
I think some bugged out shit when I’m by myself
drinkin weed smokin hennessy all by myself
its questions…that I ask myself
shit is crazy,thinkin about
lookin out the window
all I see is rain
feelin the pain
gunshots out my window
ugh,ugh,ugh
anotha nigga gets slayed
wit tha mobs to big
drinkin this weed
smokin this Hennesey
aint anotha like,me
craazy
fuck all yall
fuck the world
fuck america…
NAME THE SONG!
Dre kills it
Waitin on Detox!!!!!!!!!!!